If I Were A Boy

I'm kind of like a Keith Richards, crossed with a Rasputin, crossed with Rip van Winkle and Animal from the Muppets.

"You shouldn’t have touched anything from that basement."

(Source: ashleybensons)

“You’re all gonna die”, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

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train081:

Think of it like a reverse bear trap. Here, I’ll show you. “

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